xmptyspace:

if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

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legalmeth:

more here
girlwholovesdragons:

go0fnugget:

ba614:

THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY. HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.

This is amazing.


This is terrifying.
bitrates:

by AMM blog 

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

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